Let me start off by saying that I grew up in Park City—lived
there pretty much my whole life. Despite the enormous amounts of
development that I have seen in my (relatively) short lifespan, it still
retains a certain amount of small-town charm that’s hard to overcome.
It’s not uncommon to run into your kindergarten teacher at a grocery
store or restaurant and she’ll still recognize you and ask about your
family. It’s what Green Acres would be if it was covered with snow eight months out of the year.
I want to take this moment digress. A couple years ago, I had the opportunity to see comedian Tracy Morgan for free in Santa Clara. His Brian Fellows was one of my favorite SNL
characters at the time, so you can imagine my excitement. It might have
been a bad night for him, but it turned out to be the least funny
performance I have ever seen. I’m as politically-incorrect as the next
guy, but his set made up of “cumming on the ass” and retard jokes just
came off as mean-spirited. I felt taken advantage of, like he destroyed
every perception of him I had. I’m still baffled by how funny he is on 30 Rock. Anyway, seeing Ghostface Killah reminded me of that night.
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That familiarity is also the reason why I don’t go to bars or clubs up there. The Park City
scene is just teeming with people you knew from high school who haven’t
gotten over the supposed “coolness” of it (cool like paying twice as
much for drinks and watching 30-year-old ladies dress like
16-year-olds). Call me old-fashioned, but I take no pleasure in watching
well-known LDS classmates get shit-faced or in seeing the valedictorian
dry-hump some well-groomed choch—they’re just awkward situations that
I’m better off avoiding.
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But
when Ghostface (or any ex-Wu Tang) comes callin’ you have to answer.
When a publicist offered up a plus-1 entrance to Hip Hop Live tour at
Harry O’s on Wednesday, Nov. 7, suddenly all my principles went out the
window.
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Around 10:45,
the Rhythm Roots Allstars took the stage and proved to be the perfect
warm-up band. A 10-piece from LA, they pummeled out a
brief-yet-obligatory set of salsa-y music that had managed to steal the
attention of an audience transfixed on the dancing Scary Hoes. They were
very talented, technically, but I don’t think a career in the “perfect
warm-up band” is something artists generally tend to strive for. Looking
around, I could tell that the audience was eating it up, but since most
of them looked dangerously underage, I assume that they were just happy
to not have their IDs taken away.
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Those PC kids are clever, I know.
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Brother
Ali was the first rapper to perform, with the Allstars as his back-up
band. I have to say I was a little skeptical when I saw the 30-ish,
overweight, albino rapper take the stage, but he unleashed what was to
be the night’s most captivating performance. With a ferocity that
white-rappers seem to feel they have to possess to compete in the
hip-hop world (see Sage Francis), Ali’s nonstop flow ranged from angry
to less-angry. Between songs, he would pay homage to the world of
hip-hop, obviously excited to share the stage with his personal icons.
Before his voice could give out (and it was on its way) he left us with a
touching song about his kid. The emotion and sincerity was so high that
he left the stage to the crowd chanting “ALI, ALI!”
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Ghostface
came out to a crowd ready to throw themselves at him; Ali had revved us
up and all Ghostface had to do was deliver. One by one, a posse of
rappers emerged on stage until Ghostface had three or four other rappers
onstage with him. Maybe it was supposed to remind the audience of an
ensemble, like Wu-Tang, but it just came off as an unfocused effort.
Ghostface often relied on this other emcees to carry the songs while he
chimed in every once in awhile—and they weren’t that good. If you’ve
ever been to a karaoke performance where there are more than three
people onstage, then you’ll know what I’m talking about: everybody’s
shouting over each other in one blurred, sloppy chant.
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They
would often start songs, maybe playing a verse or two before getting
sidetracked trying to make the crowd chant “Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing
ta fuck wit!” They would play Wu-Tang medleys, mix them with an ODB song
and then maybe turn it into half of a Ghostface song. I think maybe
they played three complete songs during the grating set, including
unnecessarily long between-song banter. Somehow it took Ghostface around
five minutes to tell the story of how “greedy bitches stole my cookies”
before launching into the song “Greedy Bitches.” He would hold songs
while making ridiculous requests to the light guy (“I just want red!
None of this blinking shit!”). The crowd grew wary and had noticeably
thinned by the time Ghostface finished. Even the Allstars looked lost,
which confirms my belief that having a live band backing rappers isn’t
always a good thing.
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The tragic thing is, Ghostface’s album Fishscale is
ill by all definitions. It would be unfair to suspect that such an
amazing album came about by accident, but it’s hard not to think that
after his performance last night.
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Anyway,
Rakim was good, but we didn’t stay through his whole set. It’s hard to
get back into the groove after such a major disappointment, so we said
goodnight to the Scary Hoes and made our way out the door, but not
before recognizing one of the doormen as a former-PC football player.
Ugh.
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